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Lab Monkey!
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Hello everyone!
So I am going to be subjecting myself to an unreasonable amount of torture for the next year.
"Why! Why would you do that!"
"Because! Because it has gone on to long! The media! it is destroying the universe and no one is stopping it! Ahhhhhh!"
But no seriously I am tired of hearing all the fads and crazes that are constantly being thrown in our faces. All the studies that run us around in circles. "Walking will save your life"
"No it wont it will kill you"
"Eat this it is a miracle cure"
"No it isn't it causes cancer!"
"Then how about this"
"We can't think of anything but we are going to say no to it anyway!"
shhhhhhh shhhhh *puts pillow over media's face* shh be quiet now go to sleep and when you do all will be right once more in the world.
fuck the media. lets go back to the basics. your body needs food, you eat, your body burns the fuel. the question is wich is better, and the answer is - i have no fucking clue that is what i am doing right now so shut up. Me and Gwen will be doing a Modern VS Palio face off! size wise were different but fitness wise we are actually pretty similar.
I am going to be eating in a Paleolithic manner because it is the closest diet to my current one. However I have made changes to it. Why? Because I am beginning to wonder if they know anything about archaeology or if they are just assuming with the knowledge that they remember hearing in 4th grade.
The no grain rule is the one I am calling bullshit on. Early Paleolithic people ate grain. Asians had figured out very early that rice is good. Native Americans were finding (and growing) corn on a regular basis. Northern Europeans were eating wild oats more then they were eating leafy greens.
That said, I am not eating wheat, (due to health reasons) potatoes (that was a later one so no) and I am really cutting back on corn, (the stuff we have now is a lot different then what we eat now. Probably one of the closest things that is still available is stone ground grits). The only thing I am not going to cut down on is rice
Gwen has it way easier she just eats and does a calorie count.
we will bot be keep track of calories, water, exercise, and sleep (basics!)
calories (food) - stay around 2,000
water - aim for 9 cups
exercise - 1 hour (even if it is just wondering around the house cleaning just getting up is the goal
sleep - 8 hours a night
All in all - wish us luck because this is going to suck but I will keep with it if nothing but for my own curiosity.
tatty- bye
*puts on a top hat before floating away.*
So I am going to be subjecting myself to an unreasonable amount of torture for the next year.
"Why! Why would you do that!"
"Because! Because it has gone on to long! The media! it is destroying the universe and no one is stopping it! Ahhhhhh!"
But no seriously I am tired of hearing all the fads and crazes that are constantly being thrown in our faces. All the studies that run us around in circles. "Walking will save your life"
"No it wont it will kill you"
"Eat this it is a miracle cure"
"No it isn't it causes cancer!"
"Then how about this"
"We can't think of anything but we are going to say no to it anyway!"
shhhhhhh shhhhh *puts pillow over media's face* shh be quiet now go to sleep and when you do all will be right once more in the world.
fuck the media. lets go back to the basics. your body needs food, you eat, your body burns the fuel. the question is wich is better, and the answer is - i have no fucking clue that is what i am doing right now so shut up. Me and Gwen will be doing a Modern VS Palio face off! size wise were different but fitness wise we are actually pretty similar.
I am going to be eating in a Paleolithic manner because it is the closest diet to my current one. However I have made changes to it. Why? Because I am beginning to wonder if they know anything about archaeology or if they are just assuming with the knowledge that they remember hearing in 4th grade.
The no grain rule is the one I am calling bullshit on. Early Paleolithic people ate grain. Asians had figured out very early that rice is good. Native Americans were finding (and growing) corn on a regular basis. Northern Europeans were eating wild oats more then they were eating leafy greens.
That said, I am not eating wheat, (due to health reasons) potatoes (that was a later one so no) and I am really cutting back on corn, (the stuff we have now is a lot different then what we eat now. Probably one of the closest things that is still available is stone ground grits). The only thing I am not going to cut down on is rice
Gwen has it way easier she just eats and does a calorie count.
we will bot be keep track of calories, water, exercise, and sleep (basics!)
calories (food) - stay around 2,000
water - aim for 9 cups
exercise - 1 hour (even if it is just wondering around the house cleaning just getting up is the goal
sleep - 8 hours a night
All in all - wish us luck because this is going to suck but I will keep with it if nothing but for my own curiosity.
tatty- bye
*puts on a top hat before floating away.*
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Blog
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I have a blog now!
It is a knitting blog and has more info on my current knitting adventures as well as a link to my pattern store. Not much up at the moment but that will be changing soon. I plan on getting at least eight patterns up before next year so please keep an eye on it.
kritskrafts.blogspot.com/
It is a knitting blog and has more info on my current knitting adventures as well as a link to my pattern store. Not much up at the moment but that will be changing soon. I plan on getting at least eight patterns up before next year so please keep an eye on it.
kritskrafts.blogspot.com/
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Insomnia
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"Why can't you just go to sleep?"
. . . if i could i would. Generally i WANT to be asleep but find that my brain doesn't want to be asleep. However recently it is the exact opposite. My brain wants sleep but i am refusing to sleep.
why?
umm dreams are kinda freaking me out. Generally my weird dreams don't freak me out but recently they seem to enjoy terrorizing me I shall give you all a dream example.
Note: I wrote this when i was half asleep so it is kind of jumpy and weirdly written like a lot of dreams are.
DREAM TIME
It was like Alice in wonderland kind of
But it was Alice in wonderland set in hell like no shit straight up hell. I know the real one is kinda creepy but it doesn't hold a fucking candle to this fucking dream.
That fucking rabbit . . . rabbits . . . they are everywhere and they SING
they lured children down the rabbit hole and once there they takes you to the palace and your supposed to fear the Queen cause she is evil but you don't get it SHE IS A PUPPET like straight up puppet. She is the Flower's puppet! The Roses in the garden are the real rulers and their ever faithful servants are the little rabbits leading children to the castle
Then the 'Queen' has their head chopped off and their blood is used to paint the roses O_O and the roses absorb it and gain power.
White is bad white is the absence of power that is why they needed to take the power from everyone else. I was in a cell and there was so much screaming from the cells next to mine.
I ran and started shaking the door to my cell and there was a snapping sound and I looking down and there was blood everywhere. I'd been cut in half. But the rabbits didn't want me to die and they were mad at me for setting off the trap.
Beep, beep, beep heart monitor, bright lights, and I don't want to see that part of me on the outside. There is a puppet man doctor thing sticking needles in me and I can't move.
Hey my legs are back and why the fuck is a crow in here that isn't sanitary
Leave me alone puppet man! He says I don't need things but I want to keep them! I want my heart! But no, "puppets don't need them." I don't want to be a puppet!
*thrashes around and then lands on floor and wakes up freak out*
*sits on floor wrapped in blanket wishing for the sun to rise*
*must of fallen asleep without realizing it when a giant glowing eye on the door opens and looks at me. Falling, can't talk there is a hand over my mouth. Someone is laughing at me?
Someone is laughing and yelling something but I can't understand what they are saying. I finally wrestle away from the thing holding me and I turn and look at this weird black demon thing but he won't let go of me and his claws are ripping my arms open and I scream for him to let me go.
Demon thing – "I'll let you go when the moon commits suicide"
*wakes up and stares outside at the rising sun*
Krit- *whimper whimper*
. . . if i could i would. Generally i WANT to be asleep but find that my brain doesn't want to be asleep. However recently it is the exact opposite. My brain wants sleep but i am refusing to sleep.
why?
umm dreams are kinda freaking me out. Generally my weird dreams don't freak me out but recently they seem to enjoy terrorizing me I shall give you all a dream example.
Note: I wrote this when i was half asleep so it is kind of jumpy and weirdly written like a lot of dreams are.
DREAM TIME
It was like Alice in wonderland kind of
But it was Alice in wonderland set in hell like no shit straight up hell. I know the real one is kinda creepy but it doesn't hold a fucking candle to this fucking dream.
That fucking rabbit . . . rabbits . . . they are everywhere and they SING
they lured children down the rabbit hole and once there they takes you to the palace and your supposed to fear the Queen cause she is evil but you don't get it SHE IS A PUPPET like straight up puppet. She is the Flower's puppet! The Roses in the garden are the real rulers and their ever faithful servants are the little rabbits leading children to the castle
Then the 'Queen' has their head chopped off and their blood is used to paint the roses O_O and the roses absorb it and gain power.
White is bad white is the absence of power that is why they needed to take the power from everyone else. I was in a cell and there was so much screaming from the cells next to mine.
I ran and started shaking the door to my cell and there was a snapping sound and I looking down and there was blood everywhere. I'd been cut in half. But the rabbits didn't want me to die and they were mad at me for setting off the trap.
Beep, beep, beep heart monitor, bright lights, and I don't want to see that part of me on the outside. There is a puppet man doctor thing sticking needles in me and I can't move.
Hey my legs are back and why the fuck is a crow in here that isn't sanitary
Leave me alone puppet man! He says I don't need things but I want to keep them! I want my heart! But no, "puppets don't need them." I don't want to be a puppet!
*thrashes around and then lands on floor and wakes up freak out*
*sits on floor wrapped in blanket wishing for the sun to rise*
*must of fallen asleep without realizing it when a giant glowing eye on the door opens and looks at me. Falling, can't talk there is a hand over my mouth. Someone is laughing at me?
Someone is laughing and yelling something but I can't understand what they are saying. I finally wrestle away from the thing holding me and I turn and look at this weird black demon thing but he won't let go of me and his claws are ripping my arms open and I scream for him to let me go.
Demon thing – "I'll let you go when the moon commits suicide"
*wakes up and stares outside at the rising sun*
Krit- *whimper whimper*
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Projects
1 min read
For those that have noticed that i have kinda slowed (stopped) on my projects the reason is that i am having a hard to juggling 5+ projects and keeping everything organized, but today I saw a craft project organizer in one of my yarn catallouges. It was $60 X_X.
As i looked at it i noticed that it had a striking resemblance to a hanging closet shoe organizers (the kind that has little cubbies). So yeah went to walmart and bought one for $6 and it works great.
so i hope to get some more shit done not that i have things slightly more organized
As i looked at it i noticed that it had a striking resemblance to a hanging closet shoe organizers (the kind that has little cubbies). So yeah went to walmart and bought one for $6 and it works great.
so i hope to get some more shit done not that i have things slightly more organized
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Dream Time
2 min read
3/1/12
2am
I just woke up freaked out because little zombie children where trying to brake into my room and I couldn't get out of the house because they where everywhere and then I was in Japan and giant pink condors where falling form the sky and hundreds died but I was pissed cause one fell on my car and then the Allstate guys showed and started reciting a car insurance commercial but he was terrifying because it looked like I had attempted to draw him and he was hideously deformed.
So I ran away from him but I couldn't get away as the condors where making huge explosions in the ground and buildings and then I was in a mall full of fucking bugs and spiders and I was like oh my god! And I was trying to get away from the scary Allstate guy still (but he was now dressed like Abe Lincoln) but then the zombie children where back waving their glow in the dark skeletons and they beat him to death and where about to turn on me but I was saved by Altair but he had been fused with a Pikmin and had a flower growing out of his head and he was shaking me and yelling at me that I need to wake up and get out of the animus before the zombie children found my body and then I woke up and I am never cheating on my gluten free diet again. (fucking Twinkie you are tasty but damn do you ever fuck my brain up!)
2am
I just woke up freaked out because little zombie children where trying to brake into my room and I couldn't get out of the house because they where everywhere and then I was in Japan and giant pink condors where falling form the sky and hundreds died but I was pissed cause one fell on my car and then the Allstate guys showed and started reciting a car insurance commercial but he was terrifying because it looked like I had attempted to draw him and he was hideously deformed.
So I ran away from him but I couldn't get away as the condors where making huge explosions in the ground and buildings and then I was in a mall full of fucking bugs and spiders and I was like oh my god! And I was trying to get away from the scary Allstate guy still (but he was now dressed like Abe Lincoln) but then the zombie children where back waving their glow in the dark skeletons and they beat him to death and where about to turn on me but I was saved by Altair but he had been fused with a Pikmin and had a flower growing out of his head and he was shaking me and yelling at me that I need to wake up and get out of the animus before the zombie children found my body and then I woke up and I am never cheating on my gluten free diet again. (fucking Twinkie you are tasty but damn do you ever fuck my brain up!)
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