Perfect-Extortionist

Hello everyone! So I am going to be subjecting myself to an unreasonable amount of torture for the next year. "Why! Why would you do that!" "Because! Because it has gone on to long! The media! it is destroying the universe and no one is stopping it! Ahhhhhh!" But no seriously I am tired of hearing all the fads and crazes that are constantly being thrown in our faces. All the studies that run us around in circles. "Walking will save your life" "No it wont it will kill you" "Eat this it is a miracle cure" "No it isn't it causes cancer!" "Then how about this" "We can't think of anything but we are going to say no to it anyway!" shhhhh

I have a blog now! It is a knitting blog and has more info on my current knitting adventures as well as a link to my pattern store. Not much up at the moment but that will be changing soon. I plan on getting at least eight patterns up before next year so please keep an eye on it. http://kritskrafts.blogspot.com/

"Why can't you just go to sleep?" . . . if i could i would. Generally i WANT to be asleep but find that my brain doesn't want to be asleep. However recently it is the exact opposite. My brain wants sleep but i am refusing to sleep. why? umm dreams are kinda freaking me out. Generally my weird dreams don't freak me out but recently they seem to enjoy terrorizing me I shall give you all a dream example. Note: I wrote this when i was half asleep so it is kind of jumpy and weirdly written like a lot of dreams are. DREAM TIME It was like Alice in wonderland kind of But it was Alice in wonderland set in hell like no shit straight up hell. I